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Great book of news stories from http://www.theonion.com. Some of the stories in this book include:

• Civil War Enthusiasts Burn Atlanta To Ground
• Scissors Defeats Rock
• Man with Heart Disease Eagerly Awaits Young Boy's Death
• Neighbors Remember Serial Killer As Serial Killer
• Metallica Kicks Ass
• NRA Shifts Focus From Guns To Penmanship
• Ants To Pilot Sand Ship To Distant Star
• World's Knowledge To Be Written Down
• Special Olympics Fixed Many 'Winners' Found To Have Lost Badly
• The 10 Greatest Movie Moments of All Time
• Desperate Vegetarians Declare Cows Plants
• Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire Heroic Neighbor Praised, Gay
• Man On The Street Survey: Angels Among Us?
• Mir Scientists Study Effects of Weightlessness on Mortal Terror
• Oprah's Book Club
• Clinton Written Up By 'Total Bitch' Supervisor
• SAT Found To Be Biased In Favor of Non-Hungover
• We Must Strike Now While England Is Weak
• 114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity To Random Chance
• Area Stoner Convinced Everyone on TV Also Stoned
• Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
• Area Oddball Prefers God Over Girls

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