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Offshored Babysitting With IndaycareTMOffshored Babysitting With IndaycareTM
Offshore your babysitting with Indaycare. Avoid all the hastles of the physical presence of unskilled undocumented workers babysitting your children, our college trained child companions will make the evening an eductional treat for your children...
It's easy to get started. Do you have a 42 inch plasma screen, a webcam, and a room door locks that can be operated remotely? Then you can use Indaycare to babysit your children while you enjoy your next night on the town! Our specially trained day care workers, located in India, are virtually present in the room with your children through the magic of your wide screen TV. They interact with your child in real time, and make sure your child is safe at all times, while providing one on one companionship and even entertainment. Strict regulations prevent your Indiacare working from trying to take care of more than five different rooms of children simultaneously, ensuring your children an appropriate amount of attention.
The process is simple. Just dial up your on-call Indiacare certified child companion, tell your children to mind the companion, lock the door, and you're off to a night of blissful escape. Our Indiacare worker will be with your children to make sure they are safe and sound. You can even log in at anytime with your phone to our unique split screen viewer that shows you in real time your children and how your indiacare worker is entertaining them.
Our unique multiscreen system even allows your children to be virtually present in real time with other Indiacare-d-for children all around the world! Just try our system, and soon your children will be begging you to take time out for yourself so they can be Indiacare-d-for!
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