GiftsForPresidentialCandidates
For Howard Dean I'm buying a Leap Pad so he can learn the names of all 50 states and name them all without duplication the next time he has to give a rousing 3rd place victory speech.
For Joe Lieberman I'm buying a TI calculator. He will be able to use it to calculate his position much more precisely after the next primary than he was able to do after his "three way tie for third" in New Hampshire.
I am buying George Bush a copy of "The Complete Idiot's Guide For Dummies". Does anyone know if there are crib notes available for this book?
Wes Clark gets a Magic 8 Ball so he can stop trying to make up his mind what he's for.
Kucinich will be receiving a 2003 calendar so he can circle the date when he is officially eliminated from contention.
I'm buying John Edwards a book of insults and put-downsso he can stop being so darn nice.
I'm guessing John Kerry has access to all the Ketchup he could ever want, but I'm sending him a sampler of gourmet mustard.
I'll give Al Sharpton a journal to record his one-liners. It would be a shame to lose those.
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