Fun Things To Do In An Elevator


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What Can You Do In An Elevator?

The next time you are on an elevator, have some fun and do one of the items listed below – or it can double as a psychology experiment.

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you are on.

3. Tell people that you can see their aura.

4. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

5. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

6. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

7. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

8. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

9. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking

10.Turn around and face everyone in the elevator – and then smile at everyone. . .

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