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On the amazon associates discussion forum, some joker has started a pool to bet on when one of the other members might croak.... Here was one of the messages in the thread:
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There is a funny television commercial running these days for Ameritrade online stock brokerage. I'd love to find a digital copy of it, it is pretty funny. I've been thinking it would be cool if there was a website with copies of favorite TV commercials...
The setting is the inside of a gypsy fortune tellers room, she's sitting there across from the guy, with a crystal ball between them.
She's telling him, in a high pitched nasal voice, things like:
Now it's raining outside.
Now your hair is wet.
Now It's late at night.
(you see the guys expression changing from anticipation to something else, as she tells him a few more current events that he already knows about)
Now you look confused
(his face changes again)
Now you look angry
(now he is getting up to leave)
Now you're leaving in disgust
(As the guy leaves, you hear her whispering to herself, "Wow! I'm good!")
The punchline: Realtime information: Bad idea for fortune tellers. Good idea for online stock trading. Ameritrade!
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